Amor Prohibodo

I went on a date with a twenty year-old that I met at the Olive Garden. He took me to Broadway Billiards y Carambola and it was dope y rad. Not only did I encounter this gorgeous mural with some very big boobies, but I drank Chelada while I tried to decided between the four Selena songs I know on the jukebox. The sweet little bartender was the only saving grace from this child idiot rubbing my thigh, well that and the beer. Needless to say it was not a love connection but I am considering making myself a fixture here. I need to get my eyebrows tattooed first.