You and that goddamn caramelized fig

Do you want to marry Josh? I want to marry Josh. Besides being generally adorable, everything he cooks kills me a little on the inside and I am left to think of how bomb it was for the next three days until I can't stand it anymore and I go back to the Crosby with this crazy look in my eye and then CJ says, 'oooooh have you tried this?'...and my life is ruined all over again. Is it going to be weird when I get 'Baguette of the Day' tattooed in Old English across my back?